I don’t know if this question has ever caught you by surprise, but, my dears, let it be the last time (because you can’t let your guard down for a moment). Pussy (You don’t even get a moment’s rest, really).
And by “by surprise,” I mean without a prepared answer, without having asked yourselves beforehand, because, seriously, it’s really awful.
You go through life so peacefully, meeting up with some guy because you think he’s nice, without wondering if you like him or are even the slightest bit attracted to him, and suddenly, BAM! Someone asks you this, and you spend two days completely disoriented because you hadn’t even considered it.
YOU HADN’T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
Maybe you were just minding your own business, letting yourself fall in love, and you hadn’t even noticed.
And this can’t be allowed, girls, if only to avoid living with the uncertainty; so take a mental look at the guys you’ve been seeing lately because I’m going to show you how to know if you like a guy and you haven’t realized it yet (I’m going to ignore all that nonsense about “You blush when you see him” mainly because we’re not 10 years old and that happens when you’re aware you like someone. No, this is something more dangerous: a secret crush):
- Someone asks you if you like them, and you can’t immediately give a firm “no.” (Seriously, if you hesitate, be suspicious.)
- You might not want to admit it, but you spend all day waiting to talk to him. Like, if you don’t talk, it’s not the end of the world, but FOR GOD’S SAKE, HE SHOULD SEND YOU A WHATSAPP MESSAGE ALREADY.
- A little smile spreads across your face every time you get a notification from one of your social media accounts that’s from them. (And when I say you smile, I mean your whole soul lights up).
- In fact, you’ve started posting things on social media just so he’ll like them. (This is a bit far-fetched, but it has happened.
- You also feel an overwhelming need to like everything he posts on his social media.
- There starts to be an alarming number of things that remind you of him.
- Either you see something funny or cute on the internet, and you want to share it with him.
- And you can do it without any problem because you could spend hours talking to him about everything and nothing. And that’s not so bad.
- You talk about him. A lot. More than anyone else. More than normal. More than is politically correct. (Your friends are constantly talking about him.
- You’ve stopped being embarrassed around him because you want him to really get to know you.
- Even though you still want me to see you looking cute 24/7.
- You might not miss him, but he’s not there, and you notice it.
- You’re starting to get jealous of other girls in his life. You’re so mature and confident, and you don’t know if you’re into him or not, but you’ve been checking out a couple of profiles of girls who comment on his Twitter or Instagram (A stalker, you? Of what?)
- Why does he have to put kiss emojis on them? And who is that person she liked on Facebook?
- And it feels a bit like a kick in the teeth when you see pictures of her with those other friends. (No, seriously, who is that and why is she putting her hand on her shoulder?)
- Have you ever compared yourself to his ex? (Just briefly, nothing more. But… she was taller, wasn’t she? Does he like girls taller than you?)
- You want to see him. (You might not die if you didn’t see each other, but you want to, period).
- And you feel strange when you can’t meet up.
- You agreed with more than two of the above statements: girl, you’re in deep trouble.
Once you’ve done this review, you can proceed to read the post on how to know if he doesn’t like you (chocolate bar included) and rethink your existence, cry, or whatever you see fit.
PS: I’m not going to tell you how many, or which ones I’ve followed and which ones I haven’t, because I’d be mortified, my little darlings, I really am.
PS 2: This is mainly for women because, guys, honestly, I haven’t the faintest idea what goes through your heads most of the time. And it seems absurd to assume these rules apply to you too, but you’re welcome to comment on the topic and shed some light on it. If I gather enough information, I’ll make one for you, I promise.